SURRENDERS when not SURE
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! The post SURRENDERS when not SURE appeared...
View ArticleNo, but the thought of long life will never come
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come. The post No, but the thought of long life will never come...
View ArticleDuring Marriage ceremony
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!! The post During Marriage ceremony appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS:...
View ArticleA good marriage
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne The post A good marriage appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS: Wife Vs Husband First marriage is the triumph...
View ArticleMatter of survival 4 a married man
Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man The post Matter of survival 4 a married man appeared first on Lovely TXT....
View ArticleShadi kernay aur mobile
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p The post Shadi kernay aur mobile appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related...
View ArticleIt’s funny when people discuss
It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered The post It’s funny when people discuss appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related...
View ArticleWhen a man holds a woman hands
“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense The post When a man holds a woman hands appeared first on Lovely TXT....
View ArticleMan before Marriage
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.” The post Man before Marriage appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related...
View ArticleOne day a man inserted
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” The post One day a man...
View ArticleAlpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA….. The post Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha appeared first on...
View ArticleA little kid asks his Dad
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…” The post A little kid asks his Dad appeared first on Lovely TXT....
View Articleonce you marry
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear” The post once you marry appeared first on Lovely TXT....
View ArticleSome people ask?
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. The post...
View ArticleMarriage is like
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that….. The post Marriage is like appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS:...
View Articlestupidity & tragedy of LIFE
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. The post stupidity & tragedy of LIFE...
View ArticleFirst marriage is the triumph
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience The post First marriage is the triumph appeared first on Lovely TXT. Related SMS:...
View ArticleSo beware of glance
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance! The...
View ArticleWhat a married man
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her. The post What a married man appeared first on...
View ArticleImagine world without girls
Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam The post Imagine world without...
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